So I just had this really cool dream, and I wanted to tell you guys all about it!
So, in the beginning I was on the Lemon, and I came face to face with her Dragon! The embodiment her power! He told me to get on his back, and I complied.
No, the dragon isn’t killing me with fire. It’s giving me magic powers! YAY!
Then, I woke up, and I found this image! Along with a note that said: “It was real.”
Then I fell into a pile of dog poop.
😦
1: The Tree
I’ve gotten stuck on trees before. (Only about 10 times.) Sometimes, I’ve ended up staying there until sundown, and I’ve found that it’s a great place to sleep. The leaves cradle me perfectly, and I sometimes even find a nest and impersonate an egg! (Unfortunately, that usually results in quite a few scars) Of course, once I fall asleep, I start rolling around and fall onto the grass.
2: A Bag
People all complain about the plastic bags that are polluting our world, right? Well here’s a great solution: Give them to me! Plastic bags are inflatable, soft, and comfy! All I have to do is inflate it, stuff it in a cotton bag, and voila! A perfect ginormous bed!
3: A Book
Who doesn’t like reading books till the sun goes down? (Hint: The answer is no one) Well, once you’re too tired to keep your eyes open, just lay on the middle of the book. The pages will keep you from rolling off, and they also make convenient covers. Meanwhile, you can be the bookmark! Yay! It always works perfectly! (Except when the librarian finds it and closes the book.)
4: An Actual Bed
So, I guess this is another liable option, but IT’S SO BORING!!!! Why would anyone sleep there? Sure, it’s soft and comfortable, but why would you want to be normal? This is such a bad option, it should have been Number 31415926535 but oh well.
So I was in a room, and then the door closed. I can never understand why you humans make such complicated machines. Why won’t it open? HELP!
I gave up on jumping on that handle, so I moved to the other one and tried to push it. It’s not working! It’s so heavy! What’s wrong with you people? Why do you make such stupidly elaborate doors? *ANGRY EMOJI*
Eventually, I got tired, and decided to sit on the door handle. Soon, the human photographing me decided to help out and open the door. FREEDOM!
Nemi has left to enjoy her freedom. In the meantime, here’s a poem to entertain you.
Once there was a lemon,
Quite a fool she be,
Once there was a lemon,
Who couldn't find the key,
She pushed and pulled and kicked and punched,
Sat on the handle with a hunch,
Begged and pleaded, yelled and screamed,
Was quite dumb it seemed
As a lemon, most people will look twice when they spot me walking around. When I’m flying around… maybe they’ll look three to five times? Must be because I’m so awesome.
Since most people just stare at me with gaping mouths, I decided that I would make a blog full of my pictures. That way, you guys can stare at me for as long as you want! YAY!
Well, so, you see, I got stuck in a tree while I was flying around, and was too scared to go down. But it was the perfect place to make one of you humans take a picture of me!
Being an extremely brave lemon, I decided to climb farther into the tree, which resulted in… this. Good thing the human decided to take another picture!
Well, I decided to be brave, and I swung gracefully to the tree trunk, and then hugged it for dear life. The nice human took another picture!
Thanks for joining this little lemon!
Lemons are amazing.
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